Friday the 13th doesn’t have to be spooky — unless we’re talking spooktacularly funny! Whether you’re dodging black cats, avoiding ladders, or just looking for a good chuckle, these Friday the 13th puns will turn your bad-luck day into a good-laugh day. Expect a mix of clever wordplay, punny one-liners, and silly superstition jokes that are totally family-friendly. Ready to giggle through the gloom? Let’s make this “unlucky” day hilariously lucky!
Superstitiously Funny Friday the 13th Puns
- Don’t worry, Friday the 13th isn’t cursed — it’s just pun-ished with bad jokes!
- I told my mirror a joke… it cracked up!
- I’d cross my fingers for good luck, but I’m too busy crossing the street to avoid that ladder.
- I’m not superstitious… just a little stitious.
- Why did the black cat sit on the calendar? It wanted to mark its purr-fect day — Friday the 13th!
- If bad luck had a fan club, it’d meet every Friday the 13th.
- My umbrella opened indoors — guess it wanted some shade from all the bad puns.
- Don’t step on cracks — unless they lead to laughter!
- Who says Friday the 13th is unlucky? I just found a penny and a pun.
- Feeling unlucky? Just laugh — it’s the best hex-ercise!
Jason Voorhees Would Approve These Jokes (Mask Not Included)
- Jason tried stand-up comedy, but his jokes slayed too hard.
- What’s Jason’s favorite drink? Bloody Mary.
- Friday the 13th? More like Fri-die the 13th… just kidding, please laugh!
- Jason wanted to start a bakery — turns out, his bread kills.
- When Jason’s GPS says “take a stab at it,” he listens.
- Jason’s favorite subject? Slice-ology!
- Camp Crystal Lake now offers swimming, hiking, and screaming.
- If Jason texts you “LOL,” run.
- What’s Jason’s favorite holiday? Slash-giving.
- Even Jason takes a day off on Saturday the 14th.
Black Cat Banter That’s Purr-fectly Funny
- My black cat isn’t bad luck — she’s just paws-itively misunderstood.
- I told my cat it’s Friday the 13th; she said, “So what? Every day’s cat-astrophic.”
- Cats love Friday the 13th — it’s their time to shine in the dark.
- Why did the cat walk under the ladder? She thought it was a shortcut.
- That cat crossed my path — and gave me a smile!
- Black cats aren’t unlucky… unless they’re out of treats.
- My cat told me not to worry — “You’re too furr-tunate for bad luck.”
- Friday the 13th? More like Fri-yay the Furteenth!
- My cat broke a mirror. Now she’s got seven years of purr-plexing behavior.
- Who needs luck when you have whiskers?
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall (Stop Cracking Up!)
- My mirror must love my jokes — it cracks up every time.
- Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the unluckiest of them all?
- Broke a mirror? Don’t worry — just seven years of selfies with filters.
- Mirrors don’t lie — but they sure reflect on their mistakes.
- I told my mirror it’s Friday the 13th; it said, “You shatter my expectations.”
- Reflecting on my bad luck today — literally.
- I dropped my mirror, but caught the punchline!
- If laughter’s contagious, I hope my mirror doesn’t reflect bad luck back.
- My mirror and I have a cracking good time.
- The real curse? Trying to find good lighting for a selfie on Friday the 13th!
Lucky Charms and Unlucky Laughs
- I keep a four-leaf clover — because laughter’s my lucky charm.
- Horseshoes bring luck… unless they hit your toe.
- I rubbed a lucky penny — and it giggled!
- My rabbit’s foot is jealous of my sense of humor.
- Bad luck doesn’t stand a clover chance today!
- I made a wish on a shooting star — it said, “Not today, it’s Friday the 13th.”
- My lucky number is 13 — because I own it like a boss!
- Some carry crystals for luck — I carry punchlines.
- Knock on wood… unless it’s part of a haunted cabin.
- I’m not unlucky — I’m just charm-ingly cursed!
Puns So Good, They’ll Break the Curse
- These jokes are so bad, they’re good luck!
- I was cursed with humor — now I can’t stop laughing.
- The only bad luck today is missing out on these puns!
- If laughter’s magic, call me the spell-checker.
- My horoscope said “beware bad luck,” but it forgot my good jokes.
- The only thing haunting me is how funny I am.
- Forget bad omens — I’ve got good punchlines.
- Every pun I make breaks a superstition.
- I put the “fun” in unfortunate.
- Friday the 13th can’t scare me — I’m too pun-stoppable!
Friday Funnies to Flip Your Fortune
- It’s not bad luck — it’s bad timing with great jokes.
- My luck’s so bad, even my fortune cookie said “Oops.”
- When life gives you bad luck, make laugh-onade!
- The only thing cursed here is my sense of humor.
- Laughter is my lucky break.
- I told fate a joke — now we’re even.
- Friday the 13th? Challenge accepted.
- I’m not jinxed — I’m just comically cursed.
- Why fear Friday the 13th when you can laugh it off?
- My bad luck turned into good content!
Purr-fect Ending: Laugh the Luck Away
- The real superstition? Thinking laughter doesn’t fix everything.
- Friday the 13th is just a reason to tell better jokes!
- Good vibes only — bad luck has no sense of humor.
- I found a black cat, a broken mirror, and my funny bone — best day ever!
- If laughter brings luck, you’re officially blessed.
- Don’t run from bad luck — make it laugh with you.
- The unluckiest thing today would be missing these puns.
- Stay calm and pun on!
- You can’t curse a comedian — we’re already pun-ished.
- Here’s to more laughs, fewer scares, and plenty of lucky chuckles!
Conclusion
Feeling luckier already? We thought so! These Friday the 13th puns prove that even the most “unlucky” day can be full of laughter, wit, and a little mischief. So go ahead — share these jokes, spread some smiles, and maybe even reverse the curse! Because when it comes to laughter, every day’s your lucky day.
FAQs
Q1: Why is Friday the 13th considered unlucky?
It’s rooted in old myths and superstitions — but we prefer to think of it as a day for lucky laughs!
Q2: Are these Friday the 13th puns family-friendly?
Absolutely! Every joke here is clean, clever, and safe for all ages.
Q3: How can I use these puns?
Share them on social media, in texts, or at work to lighten up the day!
Q4: What’s the best way to bring good luck on Friday the 13th?
Easy — read this article, laugh out loud, and share it with friends!
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